POOR IN THE WEST!

(this is not for poetry thusday!)

It's really sad over in the west because NO MONY! you see that's why (i yes i!) i said we shoud do a fund riaser! 1 (1 yes 1!) penny can buy 1 vitaman a. pill! wich is what they need there!

great minds think alike!!!!

(bill cosby voice)
If you are thinking about watching a movie and the person siting next to you says: i want to watch a movie. you are suposed say Great Minds Think Alike! and then the person net to you says:what does that mean. you say:what do you think it means! great--minds--think--alike.and then the person next to you gets all mad then you run away at1,0000 miles a minute SLAM!!!!! CRASH!!!! BOOM!!!! SLAM!!!! CRASH!!!! BOOM!!!! BGHRAHG!!!! you run through a dosen houses. you pay 1,0000$ to fix the houses you ran through.(A couple of days later...) the government sue's you 1,0000$! that's gonna' be the worst day you've had(if you follow my direction's witch i doubt you will!)then you run away from government-building at 1,0000 miles a minute you go down st.peters ave. go down that about 3 miles turn left on to st.pipers rd.go down that across the mitchie river back home and watch a movie.(the end! my fingers are tired HA!HA!)

My Pet Plecostomus

This was meant for Poetry Thursday ... but I was too busy! My mom and I wrote this together.

My pet plecostomus
Even tho he might be sort of hoggus
That does not make him meanus
He is just really rather ravenous.

We fed him disks of algae three
He will not share with other fishies
Knife, Gouramie, Peacock Eel
They each get nibble, but he gets his own.
My pet plecostomus.

Octopods and Reptiles

by Edward Lear

The Octopods and Reptiles
They dine at 6 o'clock,
And hving dined rush wildly out
Like an electric shock.
They hang about the bannisters
The corriodors they block.
And gabbling bothering
A most unpleasant flock.
They hang about the bannisters
Upon the stairs they flock.
And howly-gabbling all the while
The corrodors they block.