Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Speedy

You Are Speed Skating

You're motivated, aggressive, and willing to work hard to win.
You have what it takes to be hell on skates!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Avoid These

These are some funny thoughts in my head It’s just not a good idea to invite a 25-ft long crocodile in your bedroom, in time your going to find out why 3-ton African elephants DO NOT just simply fall in to your kitchen. You will also find out why Gray slugs don’t crawl in your ear and control you. And that’s why elephants, Gray slugs and 25-ft long crocodile don’t fight at a recording studio in the lady’s room (:

Thursday, February 23, 2006

my shepherds pie

i made a really good shepherd's pie as my dad say's "this is just the perfect shepherd's pie",
but my fav part was cooking (frying) the meat but golden girl was at skating class and like
broke her tail bone but that's not important were waching the olympick's

Monday, November 21, 2005

The Love Bug

zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz AHHHHHHHHG! whoops, ok now why dont you call it herbie,
herbie is a 63-bug that beats professional nass-car racers he is no.53 and he has a long red,white,
and blue stripe.he wont let drivers "drive"he will only let them steer when he sees somebody he
doesnt like he tries to run into them,look for HERBIE: FULLY LOADED hit the street,yo!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

riding in the dark,on a bike with a lopsided hellmet

you see, i said dad,i know it's dark out... but can i go outside and ride my bike......in the dark!,NO
DEFINITLY NOT
! but...but...i can see in the dark!i said frightened That isn't the issue he said
it's that the cars can't see you do you get it now! "no" i said, "i'm only going to stay in the drive-way and the yard," i explained. "ok, i guess you can except it's gonna be pretty boring," he said. (this is where the lopsided helmet comes in) SLAM! I shut the door and went outside. I put on my helmet (which was lopsided) and started biking. I couldn't see that well because I was looking through a crack in my helmet and it was DARK. I swung my head back and discovered that I was about to crash into the back of Ms. Kathy's car! VOOOOOMMMMM I did a sharp U-turn. Then I went inside and told my dad, "You were Right!"

Friday, October 28, 2005

what you request is what you receive.

now.... has any one heard that before? in star wars episode IV lea (LAY-ah) uses that exact say-
ing...but she dosn't in the right purpose now the "right" purpose to use it is to say to your children on christmas eve is: santa might give you what requested! (say it in cheery voice).

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

POOR IN THE WEST!

(this is not for poetry thusday!)

It's really sad over in the west because NO MONY! you see that's why (i yes i!) i said we shoud do a fund riaser! 1 (1 yes 1!) penny can buy 1 vitaman a. pill! wich is what they need there!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

great minds think alike!!!!

(bill cosby voice)
If you are thinking about watching a movie and the person siting next to you says: i want to watch a movie. you are suposed say Great Minds Think Alike! and then the person net to you says:what does that mean. you say:what do you think it means! great--minds--think--alike.and then the person next to you gets all mad then you run away at1,0000 miles a minute SLAM!!!!! CRASH!!!! BOOM!!!! SLAM!!!! CRASH!!!! BOOM!!!! BGHRAHG!!!! you run through a dosen houses. you pay 1,0000$ to fix the houses you ran through.(A couple of days later...) the government sue's you 1,0000$! that's gonna' be the worst day you've had(if you follow my direction's witch i doubt you will!)then you run away from government-building at 1,0000 miles a minute you go down st.peters ave. go down that about 3 miles turn left on to st.pipers rd.go down that across the mitchie river back home and watch a movie.(
the end! my fingers are tired HA!HA!)

Friday, September 23, 2005

My Pet Plecostomus

This was meant for Poetry Thursday ... but I was too busy! My mom and I wrote this together.

My pet plecostomus
Even tho he might be sort of hoggus
That does not make him meanus
He is just really rather ravenous.

We fed him disks of algae three
He will not share with other fishies
Knife, Gouramie, Peacock Eel
They each get nibble, but he gets his own.
My pet plecostomus.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Octopods and Reptiles

by Edward Lear

The Octopods and Reptiles
They dine at 6 o'clock,
And hving dined rush wildly out
Like an electric shock.
They hang about the bannisters
The corriodors they block.
And gabbling bothering
A most unpleasant flock.
They hang about the bannisters
Upon the stairs they flock.
And howly-gabbling all the while
The corrodors they block.

Monday, August 22, 2005

maine lobster


day 1

my dad and i were down at the beach and i was looking at the water and i saw some baby lobster they weren't too big if you were hoping.

when i almost caught one my dad found an old rusted anchor. i estimated that it was 18 lbs.! it was really cool. i caught a golden baby lobster and bigsis said: you shoulda kept one we coulda raised it, and when it got it old enough we could eat it! my dad didn't agree with that idea.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Polka Bats

Polka Bats
by Calef Brown

The Polkabats are on the loose,
a flapping flock of flying fury.
All the spotted bats are out
(except the ones on jury duty).

Loudly screeching nasty words
like "Stroganoff"
to scare the birds
while dropping smelly polka-turds
on people down below.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Poetry Thursday

this was the first poem I ever memorized in first grade! I even came up with cool dance moves

The Caterpillar
by Christina G. Rosetti

Brown and furry
Caterpillar in a hurry;
Take your walk
To the shady leaf, or stalk.

May no toad spy you,
May the little birds pass by you;
Spin and die,
To live again a butterfly.



Friday, July 15, 2005

Some of my creations

Here are some pictures of my creatures
Mackrani


Kreka and Nidhiky

The Visorak Are Coming!

The Visorak are spider-like rahi (animal's) that are swarming all over metru-nui! the toa hordika must hurry or all hope is lost in shadow like Sidrok(Visorak leader) himself. These are the Visorak names: The aggressive Vohtarak, the Boggarak, the mighty Keelerak, the powerful Suukorak, thedeceptive Oohnorak, the hidden Roporak.

Monday, July 11, 2005

First Post

Tahnok Va is my favorite Bionicle. I also like Kohrak Va. They are Bohrok scouts. Maybe someday I'll be able to write about something else, but right now I really, really, really like Bionicle. It's all I ever think about. Well, sometimes I think about fishing too.